» Sammich Meat

[caBooSe]

One day i was sitting the couch.

watching tv, flipping through the channels.

Then i got really lonely.

I Took off all my clothes.

and thats when i saw the tv..

i saw... a sandwich...

and it made me really horney.


[kOZ]


give me some tuna.

Gimme some ham.

gimme some meatballs under six grams.

You don't know what its like to be fat.

So go talk to jared and take a look at that.


[caBooSe]


i couldnt find lotion

i could only find the butter.

rubbed it all over my body.

it kinda felt like karate

and now thats how i started doing the naughty.


[kOZ]


Give me some swiss cheeze.

gimme some chips

put that sexy meat on my lips.

im obesease and on the beach

dont mistake me as a whale, or ill eat you like beef.


[caBooSe]


all the various kinds of meat.

they look all oh so neat

they make me stay on the beat.

until the i go...

SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET


[kOZ]


Gimme some salamee

Gimme some pickles

spread on that oil until it trickles.

ill put some sauce on your meat.

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

skeet skeet skeet skeet!


[caBooSe]


Thats when he came down the stiars.

And saw me and my testicales.

I stood up in shock

and said i was just streching.

I was only streching...

Oh yeah...

He ruined my fun...

Now theres no mayo on that bun...

Oh god why...

Now all i want do is die...

Why couldnt i just see that rye...

NExt to big o' thigh..

now i think im going to cry..

Oh god...

why why why why.